Archive | August, 2008

China's Table Tennis Women Team Kelong?

23 Aug

How in the world that the world no.2 lost easily to the world no.5? If you see the score line Guo Yue easily defeated Wang Nan in set 1 and set 3 taking about 5 minutes each. Wang Nan took 7 minutes each on the 2nd and 4th sets with a close fight. Then suddenly Guo Yue lost in just 2 minutes!!! Guo Yue lost interest and call it a day in just 4 minutes for the final set.

Semi Final 1:
Li Jiawei (World No. 6) Vs. Zhang Yining (World No. 1)
Li lost 1-4
Results: 9-11 (7 mins), 11-8 (7 mins), 12-10 (8 mins), 11-8 (7 mins), 11-5 (5 mins).

Semi Final 2:
Guo Yue (World No. 2) Vs. Wang Nan (World No. 5)
Guo lost 4-2
Results: 3-11 (5 mins), 11-8 (7 mins), 4-11 (5 mins), 11-7 (7 mins), 11-3 (2 mins), 11-6 (4 mins).

Why Guo Yue lost in her singles semi final? So that China can take all 3 medals? Booo to them. It’s a disgrace to Wang Nan. Wang Nan doesn’t deserve the silver!

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China’s Table Tennis Women Team Kelong?

23 Aug

How in the world that the world no.2 lost easily to the world no.5? If you see the score line Guo Yue easily defeated Wang Nan in set 1 and set 3 taking about 5 minutes each. Wang Nan took 7 minutes each on the 2nd and 4th sets with a close fight. Then suddenly Guo Yue lost in just 2 minutes!!! Guo Yue lost interest and call it a day in just 4 minutes for the final set.

Semi Final 1:
Li Jiawei (World No. 6) Vs. Zhang Yining (World No. 1)
Li lost 1-4
Results: 9-11 (7 mins), 11-8 (7 mins), 12-10 (8 mins), 11-8 (7 mins), 11-5 (5 mins).

Semi Final 2:
Guo Yue (World No. 2) Vs. Wang Nan (World No. 5)
Guo lost 4-2
Results: 3-11 (5 mins), 11-8 (7 mins), 4-11 (5 mins), 11-7 (7 mins), 11-3 (2 mins), 11-6 (4 mins).

Why Guo Yue lost in her singles semi final? So that China can take all 3 medals? Booo to them. It’s a disgrace to Wang Nan. Wang Nan doesn’t deserve the silver!

40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN

22 Aug

1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying bythe hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.

2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.

3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.

4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.

5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a dogie toy isn't.

6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES. Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.

7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY. A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.

8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED. Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.

9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT. Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS. Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris.

11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK. Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there,keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.

12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY. Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy.

13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY. Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.

14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA. Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt so don't get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.

15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY. You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.

16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY. Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons.

17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST. A man in socks and underpants is a at his worst. Lose the socks first.

18) GOING TOO FAST. When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool she'll soon feel like an assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly,with clean, straight, regular thrusts.

19) GOING TOO HARD. If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.

20) COMING TOO SOON. Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.

21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH. > It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the > mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. > At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something > to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man. > >

22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME. > You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you > really don't know, don't ask > >

23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY. > Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth > down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on > her clitoris. > >

24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN. > Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it > will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this.It's about > three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to > use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her. > >

25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX. > Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes > it.When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do > what's necessary. > >

26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO. > Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie > there. And don't grab her head. > >

27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES. > In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In > real life, it just means more laundry to do. > >

28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES. > Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does > all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite > so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest. > >

29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS > AN ACCIDENT. > This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow > directions.If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think > that being drunk is an excuse. > >

30) TAKING PICTURES. > When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words > to show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them. > >

31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH. > Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring > honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are > all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no. > >

32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS. > There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest. > >

33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES. > If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a > Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a > sexual partner with snapped hamstrings. > >

34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE. > Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they > have a prostate. Women don't. > >

35) GIVING LOVE BITES. > It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the > neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks > and jaunty scarves for weeks on end. > >

36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS. > Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a > big turn-on. > >

37) TALKING DIRTY. > It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. > If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know > >

38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES. > You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and > she might even do the same for you. > >

39) SQUASHING HER. > Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too > heavily, she will turn blue. > >

40) THANKING HER. > Never thank a woman for having sex with you.Your bedroom is not a soup > kitchen. > > Send this to everyone you know or else you'll have bad sex for ever!

Manchester United Vs Newcastle United Live Match

17 Aug

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The Singapore China-Born Table Tennis

17 Aug

As expected Singapore women paddlers lost all the first 3 matches to the host China in Beijing Olympic Games 2008. Forget the gold; we can still celebrate because they bring home the second silver Olympic medal in Singapore’s history. 48 years ago, weightlifter Tan Howe Liang did it at the 1960 Summer Olympics in Rome.

Singapore China-Born Table Tennis Rejects
Li Jiawei born on 9th August 1981 in China. Current 6th in World Ranking.

Singapore China-Born Table Tennis Rejects
Wang Yue Gu born on 10th June 1980 in China. Current 7th in World Ranking.

The Singapore China-Born Table Tennis Rejects
Feng Tianwei born on 31st August 1986 in China. Current 9th in World Ranking.

AdSense For Feeds?

17 Aug

What is it? It place targeted Google ads in the feeds. I will try this now to see whether I can earn extra income from AFF.

Things to do:
1. Create a channel for every feed.
2. Set the frequency of ads that best matches my content.
3. Display both text and image ads.
4. Include the full content of my feed in my posts.
5. Wait for the moola.

Can Team Singapore Win One Olympic Gold This Time Round?

16 Aug

First of all I would like to congratulation the women’s table tennis paddlers for making through to the final. Thanks to Feng Tainwei who saved the day yesterday by winning both her singles matches.

I did not managed to catch the first doubles and singles as I had to send my mother for her appointment. The score line was Singapore 1 – South Korea 1. I was shocked that Li Jiawei lost her singles since all Singapore hope is on her shoulder. She lost her patience to Kim Kyung Ah for playing defensive.

At the 3rd match, Li Jiawei and Wang Yuegu did not have much problem beating their South Korea doubles opponents winning all the 3 games.

Wang Yuegu was the one who going to play in the 4th match against the China-born Dang Ye Seo. While watching the game being played, I had predicted that Wang Yuegu will lose the match since she can’t cope with her opponent’s quick attacks and backhand flicks. After 33 minutes, the score line was level to 2 points each.

5th match was between Feng Tianwei and Park Mi Young. This match was the longest of all the single matches between Singapore and South Korea. Feng was leading by 2 games before Park changed her approach, mixing attack with defence and won the game. In the 4th game, the game become interesting as the expedite system was kicked in after the maximum 10 minutes of play had ended. What this system does is it prevents a player (server) from playing defensive. The receiving player will score a point when he/she manages 13 returns.

At the end of the 47-minute encounter, Feng Tianwei beat Park Mi Young to make it 3-2 scoreline with the help of the expedite system! Park was forced to move out of her comfort zone as she needed to end the rallies faster and this make Feng played to her rhythm and dictating play again.

The question now… can Team Singapore beat China at their home town in the final? I think not because we will need to give more from what we had produced in the semi-final.