How To Know Whether A Man Is A Virgin

28 Mar

A very ‘straight and honest’ girl is going to Kuala Lumpur. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice.

Daughter, when you’re in KL and if you’re looking for a match there, you must take note of the following the requirements Mother set for you.

You must find a man that is ‘faithful’, not ‘spendthrift’ and must be a virgin’. With these advice from her mother, t he girl went to Town. After some months later, she came home to her kampung to get her mother’s blessings to marry.

“Mother, I’ve met my match following your instructions. My future husband is faithful because when we went out for a holiday one day, he took care of me specifically even though there were so many prettier girls around”. Isn’t that being faithful?”.

Her mother nodded in agreement.

“Then, since the day was getting late in the night and rain was pouring, my boyfriend decided that we stay the night at a hotel. He also suggested that! in order not to spend too much, we shared one room only”. “Isn’t he not spendthrift guy?”

For the second time her mother nodded her head in agreement, but with a little concern.

“And finally mum…, I know he is a virgin”.

“How did you know he is still a virgin?” The mother asked with repetition.

“MMM…his ‘that one’ is still New……wrapped up in plastic, mum!”

4 Responses to “How To Know Whether A Man Is A Virgin”

  1. moony December 18, 2006 at 9:32 pm #

    i don’t understand the last line….

  2. Putera Emas December 20, 2006 at 7:49 pm #

    maybe you are too young to understad the last line. try and wait for another couple of years.

  3. Imraneo March 29, 2009 at 1:21 pm #

    There’s a few ways to look at it.

    1) The girl is so innocent that she doesnt know the “plastic” is actually a condom..

    2) Or his dick is literally wrapped in plastic.. and such that this post is a ridiculous joke.

    whoa.. Repost from 2.5yrs ago eh?

  4. Boyz March 26, 2010 at 1:17 am #

    Funny!hak2.. Wat d stupid girl!

    Sent on a phone using

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